sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

When someone calls me attractive image

mozzarella firefox
my mom

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

whitepassing:

i have a gay best friend. it’s me. i’m gay. i’m my only friend.

rabioheab:

angelwithtoomuchheart:

rabioheab:

there is nothing like the stress of showing someone a song that you like 

some people will pay $500,000 or more for you virginity

i have no idea what this comment is supposed to mean

snazziest:

sometimes i look in the mirror and realise “wow, i dont need a haircut, i need plastic surgery”

Straight White Boy Problem #23

straightwhiteboyproblems:

Getting emotional over Frozen. No. I must contain these man tears

im not a hater but i hate u

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

white people be like “this weed is too spicy”

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

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