like for agender groot
reblog for agender groot
ignore for unnecessary gendering
intelligence is such a turn on
so is a huge co*ck
why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word
where are the relatable posts at?
tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?
u love weed?? oh yeah? how many weeds did u shove up ur ass today???
i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god
you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no