ppl who screenshot my follow are automatically on good terms w me
friends who like your 0 note text posts
the world would be a better place if chipotle delivered
NOBODY LIKES BLOODY NIPS
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.
if you wanna know somethin about me no matter how creepy or disgusting you should ask because there is a 99% chance i will answer it
"this has no lyrical content and its garbage"
shut up bitch im tryna get wild not contemplate my existence
you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
Don’t “lol” me u piece of shit
PROTECT BABY ANIMALS AT ALL COSTS THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS
I have my wallet out already
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